left me wondering. not complaining. just wondering...
why (with my babies) does everything come in nearly catastrophic proportions?
i mean, like say spit-up. with my babies it was like the release of their entire stomachs contents ..rocket shipped all over my church sweater.
or doodie. erupting like hot volcanic lava out the back side of a fresh diaper...at the grocery store.
or a snotty nose, hanging down like a stalactite of slime, catching in my hair and staying suspended there (in all it's glory) until i go to toss said hair, at which point it plays connect the dots with my chin, nose and forehead...

exaggerator? me? naaa... this happens every time ;)
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i think every mom has some experience with those things. though only a couple of times have been catastrophic.
Of course your are not exaggerating... I think kids and catastrophic are synonymous.
My babies NEVER do that, they are perfect :)
I hear you! That is why they are referred to as beasties. Nothing but the best for us Applegates!
i wanna squeeze him...he is too cute. i took brody to the doc yesterday and was surprised that he only weighed in at 20 pounds. he's been crawling for a while now so i don't know if that's causing him to thin out or what. crazy, he's getting so big. won't the two of them be fun someday when we acutally get to hang out?!?! smooches.
PS. i'll write later
eruptions of doodie..."stalactite of slime" -LOL Gag! Your very good descriptions brought back a few recent memories of my own. I will spare you the details. I guess we can conclude it is all part of being a functioning baby.
I want to know how so much stuff can be stored in such small bodies????
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