Friday, April 16

Every summer...

I end up having to purchase a swim suit for some reason or another.
The only difference as the summers go by is...pre babies all I cared about was the print on the swim suit...
post babies...all I worry about is wether or not the suit is gonna hide my lumps, make me look boobalicious, flat-tummied, tight butted and tan.
oh, and to not look like I stuffed rocks in my dairy area. 

I've YET to find that suit.

I placed my swim suit order, and since then have been breaking out in cold sweats every time I see a mail truck...

I'm gonna need a gallon of Ben and Jerry's to get thru this. 

ah, sweet summertime.

8 comments:

Aubrey said...

Oh I hear ya! Still putting it off, I think I just might go with a Speedo. Maybe not the cutest, but it definitely sucks everything in.

whitney said...

blah. I hate swimsuit shopping. I buy a swimsuit once every eternity b/c it's so awful. :P

The Foys said...

Oh it's like your words are coming from my head! Oh the joys of swimsuit season after having a baby! I want to see the suit when it comes!

Alabama Apples said...

Bleh, bleh, bleh!!! Uggh, how I ABHOR bathing suits!

Andrea said...

I can soo relate. I don't think I will ever find a perfect swimsuit. I just ordered one too and will probably end up wearing a t-shirt over it all summer. lol or should I be sniffing...

Shauna said...

what you ordered a swimsuit without consulting your partner in bathing suit disgust!!! what the...ya know i didn't die or anything...i can still talk cellulite and superficial with the best of em'.
email me over what you got!

Anonymous said...

Yeah I have just given up on swim suits I buy the cheapest one at sams or costco and don't care. I never look good and I have come to terms with it :)

Jensen Family said...

I feel the exact same way! Since you've already ordered it, I love the website www.hapari.com! They have great swimsuits and tummy tuck bottoms for those of us who just had babies! They are also modest and I love that!